Secret Language

-Again! Aaah, those grown-ups are so needy and touchy-feely! All the time, they keep wanting to hold me!

-I know what you mean! Sometimes I feel like saying to them, please try to cope on your own for a few minutes!

-I wish they’d at least try to be quick. I have things to do, people! Crawling and playing don’t get done by themselves!

-Exactly! I’m constantly comforting them too. These big people need hugs all the time!

-And what’s up with all this changing of clothes? Mom really seems to like playing dress-up. As if a little spit-up, drool and food on my shirt really were that bad!

-Tell me about it! And all the interesting corners and remote controls are forbidden, what are they trying to hide? Did you see how I was snatched up by Dad just a moment ago?

-He probably wanted a hug! I gave them a few baby giggles this morning and they both completely freaked out! Just like they do when you say “Mom”!

-Oh, those two are so easy to please! Sweet little simpletons!

-Hey wait, did I hear someone shaking the milk bottles? Should we tell them we’re hungry?

-I’m not really hungry yet, but okay! On my count: three, two, one…

-BWAAAHAHHHHH… WAAAAAH…!

Inspired by my beloved little sweethearts. The photo is of a random mess of toys chucked on a chair while cleaning.